Ever wondered....?

1. How do destitute women always seem to be able to reproduce and care for their children but claim not to have money for food and upkeep?

2. Who makes destitute women pregnant in the first place?

3. How they never seem to present any forms or symptoms of illness?

4. How they always seem to have twins.... some with as many as three sets of twins training behind them while many a well-off woman is looking desperately for children of her own?

5. How mentally ill (aka Mad) men and women rarely ever have Mad offspring?

6. How do the mentally ill communicate love and affection enough to result in offspring?

7. How hung all madmen seem to be (we have all had to shrink at the sight of them trotting happily in their birthday suits?

8. What the world would smell like if we embraced our farts as an expression of our healthy metabolism and let them rip care-freely?

9. What it would be like to have Chris Rock as the president of the United States of America?

10. Why do the most annoying people secretly think everyone else is the most annoying person in the world?


#AmJustSaying

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