Where do I start..?
Over the last
few months, I have had a few out-of- body experiences where
I step out of myself and my world and look into what the world has become; and
it seems that with each passing day, the world becomes dumber as a whole, unknowingly living with one big wedgie riding high up our backsides!
You don’t
believe me? We live in a world whose inhabitants have morphed from respecting intellectuals
and achievers to according respect to half-clad nitwits all in the name of fashion and modernism, where the definition of beauty no longer
contains words like grace, simplicity and perhaps virtue, but is now measured
by how long one’s hair extensions and eye lashes are, and of course how much
plastic they have injected into their bums, boobs and brains.
...a world where the
definition of bravery has shifted from phrases like courage under fire, saving
lives at the risk of one’s life, jumping into burning buildings to save people,
cats or even material belongings, to “a confused and deeply troubled
transgender who is a sorry excuse for a woman in a white bikini, and for which he earns awards and a reality show on a national network!.
We have degenerated
from celebrating talent like Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Marvin Gaye, Elvis Presley,
James Brown, Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey etc., to celebrating the talent-less
talent of a family of ill-bred Armenians who have come to stand for everything
wrong in the world we live in today: bad parenting, sexism, making money off no
talent or skills whatsoever, kids growing up faster than adults and having no
sense of decency, respect or self-worth/achievement; we need to stop keeping up
with retards and start celebrating achievement of people doing great things and causing positive change in
this generation!
Close your eyes
with me for a second and imagine a conversation between a bunch of Martians looking down at the earth and
its people… what do you think that conversation would sound like, besides how we seem to get stupider with each passing day? Sometimes, I think that we have
yet to discover intelligent life on
other planets because we have forgotten what it means to be intelligent; how can we then recognize intelligence when we see it?
While I am not
fond of rallying along the lines of end-time predictions, there is no
gainsaying that at our current run rate and trajectory, the human race is at
risk of being so dumbed-out that we would probably inadvertently trigger some
catastrophic event that will cause the end of mankind as we know it.
Thankfully it is
not all bad news; with our dumbness comes an increased responsibility for
governments to protect us from harm while we pursue our random acts of individual stupidity and sometimes, institutionalized stupidity. So suddenly, it is
fashionable and legal to be gay (err, remember the smiting and destruction of
Sodom and Gomorrah? it was because they got fruity and loved it above all else - lesbianism on the other hand... most men can identify with :).
While some have chided the US president for pushing this agenda on his recent
visits within Africa, and the matter-of –fact responses he received from
African leaders on what our immediate priorities are, the truth is that the
supreme court upheld decisions and as the number one citizen, it is imperative
that he ensures the safe conduct and passage of all Americans who choose to be
happy, fruity and gay around the world. Institutional stupidity that promotes the shooting of unarmed civilians to death, by police, for wielding toothpicks, handkerchiefs or for just being black in the wrong place, state, and time.
Let’s not
digress from the matter at hand. I feel that if we are to survive as a race,
humans need to get back to being human and getting our priorities straight, we need the
step back adjust our hips, look to all sides (to make sure none of the Martians are
watching), and have a good o'l frakpas to
reset our senses!
It is time to
get back to all that is good and sensible, decent and sweet, humane and
sustainable. While I am all for black equality (even supremacy on account of what we
have given to the world in knowledge, skill and strength), and an advocate for #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, I cannot but wonder if the police are simply not a reflection of the society they come from/live in? It is unlikely that a smart society will produce a dumb police force...
What happened to the
strength of character of the black person who was proud and confident and
respected? MLK and his generation? Today it is all about the #thuglife,
#twerking, and duck-face-selfies, black on black violence and sagging pants,
I’m black and I don’t even respect you, how do you expect to command respect
from white, green, blue or pink cops when even at your best behavior and in your best
get-up, you look like an irresponsible stoned thug?! #TimeToFrakpas!
The time to save
our generation is now, less texting, more reading, less unproductive hours on
social media, more inventions that add value to lives, less public display of
cleavage and nudity, more self-respect, self-worth, less rudeness and
disrespect from teens and kids on account of more corrective slapping, whipping
and the like. Don’t get it twisted, I am not saying we are all stupid, I am
saying that we are all at risk of being buck-smack-dumb if things do not
change. #TimeToFrakpas!
Definition of terms (just in case)
- Frakpas: this comes from the sound that’s made when you pull an elastic material out of your butt cheeks (wedgie) and release it to the sides. It is pronounced fra-kpass (like jack-ass)!
- Wedgie: "an act of pulling up the material of someone's underpants tightly between their buttocks as a practical joke" usually cutting off the supply of blood to the brain leading to dumbness in the long run.
- Martian: aliens from the planet Mars
Photo credits: Google.com
Wikipedia - definition of wedgie
