THE FART POEM

Farts are part of our everyday existence, whether they are considered to be pleasant or not, I say, always look for the laughter hidden within and suddenly they would have a new, personal meaning to you.

Here is a remarkable poem by Anthony Omere called "The Fart Poem'

A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, 

some farts have been known to sound like a song

A fart can create A most curious medley, 

A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell, while others are vile, 

a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while

A fart can occur in a number of places, 

and leave everyone there, with strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies to small elevators, 

or crowded buses, a fart will find all of us sooner or later. 

But that farts are all bad, is simply not true

after all, we must not forget......sweet farts like you!

(c) Anthony Omere, 2010