Exploring the depth of your M-Factor

Ever wondered about the rationale behind some of your jaw-gaping-slap-demanding decisions? 

Well, it is simple; situations such as this as well as all other acts of random foolishness and stupidity are a reflection of the scope and level of our innate M-Factor®, also called Mumu Factor®.

So, what are the signs that you are under the influence...? simple:

• It is raining, you are carrying a brand new umbrella as a gift for someone, and putting all common sense at the bottom of the sea, you preserve a brand new umbrella and get soaked to your teeth.
• You get hit by a parked car or by a NITEL or NEPA pole
• You get attacked by your jeans or shirt while you are getting dressed
• You are asked to give a speech at a funeral and you end it with a toast screaming ‘happy birthday’  and grinning from ear to ear (like my Bush finally took a sensible decision).

If you have done, experienced, or been with someone who has done or is plagued by situations of this nature or similar situations with the same outcome... you have had a taste of M-Factor® at work.

The M-Factor principle explains quite a lot, simply put, it is that factor X that at every point P or time T makes you feel good about random acts of foolishness or stupidity. It is that sense of pride you feel at the end of accomplishing that one act that leaves all of mankind wondering if you were long-marinated in a bowl of complex stupidity as a baby.

So many examples exist in history:

Adolf Hitler 
He started a race/hate campaign that resulted in the extermination of over six million Jews in what he termed 'the final solution" (In its entirety, the "Final Solution" called for the murder of all European Jews by gassing, shooting, and other means) but lo and behold, he was the spawn of Jewish seed himself!! so, he caused the death of about 50 million people directly or indirectly just to prove a point to the world, that

• He wasn't Jewish and
• The Germans, the Aryan race (as they liked to call the purebred) were the most superior race on earth in cerebral capacity and technological development.......

erm, didn’t the Aryan race kinda lose the Second World War and go through an even more humiliating and this time, enforced shame-filled-disarmament??!

Boyzone singer Stephen Gately  
He choked to death on his own vomit after a night of drinking at a gay club.

King Alexander 1 of Greece  
He died from a bite he sustained while defending his pet dog from his pet monkeys!!

Kenneth Pinyan (1960-2005) 
Was killed while having receptive sex with a stallion (horse)

Kenneth Pinyan was a Gig Harbor, Washington (a suburb in the greater Seattle-Tacoma area) resident and was a prolific Boeing employee who engaged in receptive anal sex with full-size stallions at a farm near the city of Enumclaw. He videotaped those sex acts and distributed them informally under the name Mr. Hands. 

 

During a July 2005 sex act, which was being videotaped by a friend of his, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper’s most-read stories of 2005. Pinyan’s death prompted the passing of a bill in Washington State prohibiting both sex with animals, and the videotaping of the same, some months later.

Aeschylus (525 BC – 455 BC) 

A turtle was dropped on his head by an eagle

As legend has it, an eagle, mistaking the playwright’s bald crown for a stone, dropped a tortoise on his head (though some accounts differ, claiming it was a stone dropped by an eagle or vulture that mistook his bald head for the egg of a flightless bird).

Well, in this case, the Eagle was quite the dumber of the two (the eagle subsequently confessed to the crime of M-Factor induced Murder after it was apprehended drunk in a bar, wallowing in self-pity). 

I am guessing that you just sighed in amazement, didn't you? Amazed at how remarkable some of the M-Factor-driven acts truly are, and also how remarkable some of your not-so-famous gaffes are?

Care to share some of your classic M-Factor moments too? 

Let’s have your thoughts and comments.